And THEN I learnt I had E. coli.
I'm not like, catching stuff like mad, I've had this NOTICEABLY for YEARS. Oh man. (They assumed it was something else and... just never tested me for it... You BASTARDS.)

I either got it from steak, or cookies. Which sucks, cause, I want my meals dripping in blood. It's just not worth eating if it isn't... And now my mommy won't let me eat cookies. You'd think this would be cool not living at home, except I go use her oven to make cookies because I don't have one. D:

Antibiotics from hell are making me trippy and... I'm not sure if I'm awake or not. I suppose we'll see tomorrow.


Also, I FOUND A KITTY. *happiness* I named it Eryk. ...It's probably a girl. But Eryk has to live outside cause they don't let me have pets.
Actually, I'm lying, cause I totally found THREE kitties. One of which, I've made not fat. Her name is Bleryca. She's crosseyed. :3 The other kitty looks... Just like Bleryca.

I also had to hurt a mangy dog while walking home cause it tried to attack me and it made me sad. I'm sorry puppy, but I don't want to get rabies and be eaten. But you were drooling and TEETH and snapping and... Sorry man, but you totally started it. D:

...Maybe all this stray kitty feeding/playing with business gave me e coli. I hope the kitties didn't betray me. KITTIEEEEES.